What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Do women like watching men sucking men?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What do teens do at night?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”